[Two separate notes, strikeouts fairly legible]

[dork_at_duty]

To the pretty red-haired lady with the glasses I saw last night in my dreams last night:

ARE YOU OKAY, SIR? You looked like you were in trouble, Sir! I was on another duty or else I would have lent you a hand. I apologize that I wasn't able to help this time.

Sincerely,
Officer Mike Meekins

Police Chief Gant, Chief Prosecutor Skye, Mr. Wright, Sir Tolten, Ms. Maya, and Neku and anyone else I forgot:

Are you all okay, Sirs? I report that I'm doing okay for now.

-- Officer Mike Meekins