Day 39: Intercom, Dawn
The Head Doctor's voice seemed like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day - that is, it would have if patients hadn't just woken up from his creepy ramblings. He was humming something to himself; it sounded like "Old McDonald Had a Farm."
"Eee-iii-ee-iii.... ...oh!" The Head Doctor exclaimed, as if surprised at having "accidentally" broadcasted himself. "Good morning, everyone, and I hope you all slept well while we brought in some new patients who I'm sure you will all become fast friends with. Of course, a meal is the best place to talk, to bond, to forge connections... and this morning, you'll be able to do that over some delicious waffles. Mmmmm! Yes, yes, we have Belgian waffles with maple syrup and butter available, along with sausage and bacon, tater tots, scrambled eggs, and a large assortment of fresh fruit and nut toppings to choose from. Of course, you can just have the fruit itself; we have a salad bar open during each meal, as most of you already know, and we also have milk, ice-cold water, and fresh orange juice, along with the regular choice of juices.
"...Mmmm. Doesn't that all just make your mouth water? It certainly is for me! I do wish I could sit with all of you and introduce you all in person, but, unfortunately, for the sake of my safety and yours, I'm afraid that's impossible at this time. But, if all of you behave for an extended period of time... who knows what may be possible!
"Anyway, I believe that's all for now. Over and out!"
The Head Doctor's slightly unorthodox style of announcement was punctuated by the way the microphone cracked off, as if he'd swept his hand down upon the switch.
[ All introduction posts for this shift's group of new characters should be made in response to this post. Please abide by the room assignments listed there.
Post your character's room number as the subject line of the initial post. Thank you! ]
"Eee-iii-ee-iii.... ...oh!" The Head Doctor exclaimed, as if surprised at having "accidentally" broadcasted himself. "Good morning, everyone, and I hope you all slept well while we brought in some new patients who I'm sure you will all become fast friends with. Of course, a meal is the best place to talk, to bond, to forge connections... and this morning, you'll be able to do that over some delicious waffles. Mmmmm! Yes, yes, we have Belgian waffles with maple syrup and butter available, along with sausage and bacon, tater tots, scrambled eggs, and a large assortment of fresh fruit and nut toppings to choose from. Of course, you can just have the fruit itself; we have a salad bar open during each meal, as most of you already know, and we also have milk, ice-cold water, and fresh orange juice, along with the regular choice of juices.
"...Mmmm. Doesn't that all just make your mouth water? It certainly is for me! I do wish I could sit with all of you and introduce you all in person, but, unfortunately, for the sake of my safety and yours, I'm afraid that's impossible at this time. But, if all of you behave for an extended period of time... who knows what may be possible!
"Anyway, I believe that's all for now. Over and out!"
The Head Doctor's slightly unorthodox style of announcement was punctuated by the way the microphone cracked off, as if he'd swept his hand down upon the switch.
[ All introduction posts for this shift's group of new characters should be made in response to this post. Please abide by the room assignments listed there.
Post your character's room number as the subject line of the initial post. Thank you! ]