Nov 24, 2008 12:38
Greetings, all!
Having just recently been brought to this institution, I have a few questions yet unanswered, which I was hoping could be resolved here.
1) I hear that there are monsters and other strange beasts roaming the halls at night. Does anyone have surviving materials from these creatures? Some fur, a claw perhaps?
2) Similarly, (and as more of a curiosity question), are any of you from [several false starts here] worlds that have well-known substances with unusual properties? If so, I'd like to hear about it!
3) Does the kitchen work at night? If not, does anyone have a way to generate gas or electricity without it going on the Institute's utility bill?
4) Being not much of a fighter myself, I was wondering if anyone would be willing to accompany me to said kitchen tonight. If you are willing to do so, and I can get the appliances there working, I am sure I'll be able to repay the favor.
Thank you so much for your help, everyone! I look forward to meeting more of you in person as the day progresses!
[signed in a particularly fancy cursive]
- Willy Wonka
P.S. to my friend from breakfast with the crutch: I just realized that I didn't get your name before being pulled away from my breakfast. Who should I ask for should I need to get in touch with you again?