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Free Immunisation Clinic
It has come to our attention that an unacceptable number of easily avoidable injuries have been caused by the threat commonly known as virgin-eating birds. It light of this serious problem, we have opened a free clinic offering immunisations to any and all residents against the threat posed by this menace.
We offer the best, cutting-edge treatments to prevent this threat and guarantee the privacy of all our patients.
If you believe you may be at risk, come to room M1 and ask for Superboy.
Our staff will be happy to answer any and all questions you may have regarding this threat and it’s prevention.
No appointment necessary, however it is preferred.
This is a serious threat but if we all work together we can make sure no more lives are ruined.
Remember, prevention is always better than cure!
The clinic has a number of vacancies available for any interested parties. If you believe you can help us prevent further injuries from occurring please leave your details here and we will be in contact with you shortly.