[Strikes completely gone.]
ATTENTION, INNOCENT CAPTIVES OF THE EVIL LANDEL'S
Worry not! I am happy to tell you all that a hero has arrived to save you, and that hero is The United St-- ALFRED F. JONES! Despite minor difficulties, I promise you all that with your support, I will lead you all to freedom, and take down this evil hospital in the name of JUSTICE! So there's no need to worry anymore!
-Amer-- Alfred F. Jones
P.S. Anyone who meets a patient going by "Ivan Braginski" should not agree to become one with him under any circumstances. Don't do it! Trust me!
P.P.S. Also, Ivan's got a short temper. Fair warning.
Worry not! I am happy to tell you all that a hero has arrived to save you, and that hero is The United St-- ALFRED F. JONES! Despite minor difficulties, I promise you all that with your support, I will lead you all to freedom, and take down this evil hospital in the name of JUSTICE! So there's no need to worry anymore!
-Amer-- Alfred F. Jones
P.S. Anyone who meets a patient going by "Ivan Braginski" should not agree to become one with him under any circumstances. Don't do it! Trust me!
P.P.S. Also, Ivan's got a short temper. Fair warning.