[Folded over, disguised handwriting]
Hey.
If I broke something, I'm really sorry. If I didn't, I still am, but for different reasons. Hopefully, we can both agree to push last night into the deepest recesses of our minds and never speak of it again - at least, after we're both done asking each other why the other can do this or that. I think I'm the one most entitled to that, seeing as how you got all sorts of sordid details about me.
If I broke something, I'm really sorry. If I didn't, I still am, but for different reasons. Hopefully, we can both agree to push last night into the deepest recesses of our minds and never speak of it again - at least, after we're both done asking each other why the other can do this or that. I think I'm the one most entitled to that, seeing as how you got all sorts of sordid details about me.