Jewelry.

[damnedlemondrop]

So if Zales fucks me over and doesn't send me John's christmas gift, I am going to be beyond pissed

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[lickintoadz]

I'm gonna have to sic Melissa on them, she's good at yelling at businesses online that fuck you over.

I WILL FUCK THEM UP. lol

[damnedlemondrop]

You pull lawsuits and big words out of your little shopping quiver like nobodies business!
You're intense, if I were a shitty store I would be terrified if you found me.

[lickintoadz]

*shrugs*
I worked with lawyers forever. You learn what people don't wanna hear. Ha ha.

[damnedlemondrop]

What I got him is so pretty, that if Zales fucks it up, I'm going to have the most angry massive bitchfit anyone's ever had, ever.
You can assist, one small angry portuguese woman and one aggravated by associated pregnant woman.
We'll conquer the world.