I think Rachael Ray's boobs look floppy.

lolzers, I nudged so many people today.

SO WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR SENIOR YEAR?

Somebody bulldozed our freaking high school building yesterday night.

This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me other than being born.

omgz spam (night).


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George Bush, you really do disappoint me.

MY IPOD SCROLL WHEEL STOPPED WORKING.

ASS.

I'm a ninja!!


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My period hurts.

It feels like my vaginal lips are talking to me. =(

Blah blah blah..

History suuuuuuuuucks. EFF HIIIIIIIISTTTTORRRRRYYYYYY.

As of February 14, 2005....there are 87 days until I do the valedictorian catwalk at graduation.

yeah man!

I love all you party peoples.