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[damnlazyflies]

ok so this took place after viewing pirates of the carribean with a select few of my family members: Josh: Jen...I always wondered why you were dark eyeliner Me: Ugh I guess I... Josh: Shh! (looks at me like "how dare you interrupt me" and continues with his train of thought) And now I realize, it's because you want to be a Pirate.
If there's

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[galaxxystar]

hey gay-face. its jenna..add me back coochie..or else..ill stick it in your butt.

[damnlazyflies]

WoaH Jenna! thats a bit creepy....how did you know my face is gay????????? my best kept secret is now public entertainment. i like it.

[anonymous]

ARGHHHH, ::insert excellent pirate joke::

Cap'n Mack Sparrow (oh aren't I a clever one) tee hee hee

[anonymous]

10 comments, this makes eleven
-dlb

[damnlazyflies]

mack, the subject of whether or not you can make a lame joke and say youre captain mack sparrow was not a matter of discussion at any point in time. please stop being a loser, i don't know how many more times i have to tell you that. seriously....

-Capt'n Jen Sparrow (because after depp and i fucked i married ol'sparrow)