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[damnslowpokes]

Shota called today to warn me about a care package mom sent to me. Or rather, he called to tease me about what's in it. I don't know if I should be flattered that mom's thinking of my health or embarrassed she's sent me stuff but I guess pictures of the party got back to her somehow, and she's... sent me stuffowkjehsphowhe

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[hamelinofosaka]

Mothers can do the strangest things. I hope Auntie is doing well. And little Shou-tan

[private to Kenya]

I will be more than happy to help you open the box and use up some of those thoughtful gifts.

[damnslowpokes]

Yeah they're doing fine. Shota's trying to con our parents into a trip up to see Hokkaido, and I keep tellin' him he's gonna freeze his ass off up here. Doesn't want to listen, the little shit!

[Private to Yuushi]
G...good. I don't even know what she's sending yet though. So just be warned it might be a whole box of condoms and some porn for all I know.

[hamelinofosaka]

That's good. I do need to call and get in touch when them. It's always far too logn between family get togethers.

Private to Kenya

Then we can be surprised together. And if it is those things, I can more than help you start using them.

[damnslowpokes]

Yeah that's why we never saw each other often. At least we kept in touch with phone calls and stuff.

[Private to Yuushi]
Hey hey who said I was going to be using it?! What if I want to use it on you huh?

[sabotensai]

There are plenty of things to do with a vibrator, either on yourself or someone else. Exploration leads to new discoveries ^^ You may just like what you discover~

[damnslowpokes]

U-uh... I'm not even sure if there will be one in there or if... if I want to use it.

wowkegdhp

I doubt with a normal mom I would even have to deal with 'discovering' anything. owlkhds It's so embarrassing!

[sabotensai]

Once you start...you don't really stop *chuckles* I recommend at least trying it out...though if it's not in the package, there are other ways of getting one~

Normal is matter of perspective

[damnslowpokes]

....why would I even want one in the first place?!