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[damntheman1985]

i was so angry on wednesday when both the things i had been waiting for finally came in the mail and they both sucked. well, the shoes i ordered didn't suck, but they were about 3 sizes too big.. fucking clown shoes. i really, really needed a new pair of mary janes for summer so i can wear my cute skirts and such, but i have this weird thing with

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[_______kerosene]

I hate when I order stuff offline, and I get them..and they suck.
Grawr !

[damntheman1985]

yeah, especially since i have NO money right now, and the bitch wants me to send it back so she can refund me. well, i'm not wasting anymore money on it with shipping it there, so fuck it. she totally falsely advertised the shirt on ebay anyway.

[h_nelson]

There seem to be a lot of those sort of t-shirt sellers online. I think about half the shirts I've bought on ebay have been bootleg knockoffs. I'll know it's gone too far if I ever find a t-shirt for my old band online, as we never even made t-shirts. That will be the point in which ebay will truly have become the Twilight Zone.
Anyway, be aggressive with idiots like that, as they need to be reminded that you can muck up their seller status, or get them in trouble for false advertising.
The "fucking clown shoes" might still work, but you would need an outfit in bright polka dots, and lots of face paint to go with it. What? No? Yeah, clowns are scary, aren't they?

[hoaxed]

i shipped off your shoes with the UPS services at the Stack. It will probably take 2 weeks or so for you to recieve them, but you'll have the correct size and happy feet. taffy.

[damntheman1985]

thank you, bubbles. you're my hero. now wake up.