CORMIER LUCK, THE NOT-SO-GOOD KIND...

[damonk13]

My laptop has now officially been relegated to immovable desktop status thanks to one unlucky drop yesterday.

And the funny thing is that I can blame it all on Mike's delicious Pork Loin and Mushroom Rice, as well as Civilization in general.

Comments

[tooner]

And thus did the loin prove my undoing.

Yep. Women'll getcha, every time.

[fraggedone]

Loin ...of DOOM!

[smilodon]

Damn Frank, your evil schemes undone by the other white meat? How can you ever hold your head high again?

[dedos]

Don't blame the loin! The loin's only role in this was the discovery of an already flawed system.
After reading this passage, the true villain is revealed!
the combination of a rickety TV tray, a graphic novel (to allow for air flow, and a laptop with the display pulled out not quite level was too tempting and a literal downer ensued. No nudges, or people walking, or any movement of any kind, really -- it was as if it had been slowly preparing for the fall all afternoon while I remained oblivious as to its unbalanced state
Nay, you must blame... potential energy!