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[dan5982]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Dan
2. The Cap'n
3. Herr Leeson

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. LizardDanKing
2. Dan5982
3. The Word Weaver

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes change color according to my outfit or mood.
2. Dr. Pepper flavored tongue
3. I have 15/20 vision

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Round & Bulbous object on top of neck
2. Poor hearing
3. Idle hands

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Swedish
2. Polish
3. Irish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Scissors near my eyes
2. High edges with no handrail
3. Socialistic governments

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. A hug
2. Smokes
3. Soda

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A nametag
2. A mild look of soft surprise
3. The Axe Effect

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. The Doors
2. Type-O-Negative
3. Dido

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "The Soft Parade" - The Doors
2. "Fearless" - Pink Floyd
3. "Love You To Death" - Type-O-Negative

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Respect
2. Attention
3. Gratitude

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I still wear shirts from junior high school
2. My profile is reminiscent of a young Caesar.
3. I'm slowly slipping into a Howard Hughes-esque nuerosis

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Deep, infinite eyes
2. Long dark hair
3. All the proper curves

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Music
2. Videotaping the guest bathroom
3. Bowling

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Smile at an attractive, flirtatious woman whilst walking through a park in Paris.
2. Write a novel that's better than Mike and Jerm's respective novels that they may or may not write.
3. Discover the lost plans to Tesla's Death Ray.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. A pilot
2. Lounge Singer
3. Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Personal Assistant

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Sweden/Norway/Finland
2. Australia
3. Bali

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Betty
2. Julius
3. George

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Kiss a girl in Paris
2. Destroy the gnome king
3. Build a Death Ray

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Logic and Reason
2. I find asking for directions emasculating
3. Rough, outdoor scent

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I take long showers
2. Thongs
3. I like romantic movies

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Anne Hathaway
2. Fiona Apple
3. Joan of Arc