Look Jesus, I know I called you a fag last week, but that is NO REASON to delete the 3000 well organized songs on my iPod. Bitch, I ain't never gonna forgive you for this.

Ever puke whilst brushing your teeth?

It's weird.

Figure skating is on TV. Seriously, it's really gay.

Yeah, so I have been deliriously sick for the past couple days. It feels like I just woke up 30 seconds ago ALL DAY, every day. I don't have a fever or anything, but since when do colds fuck you up this much? jeez ( Read more... )

Alright folks, it's official:

I'm reformatting my pho bich nga of a computer on the weekend.

List of things I'm stoked on right now ( Read more... )

THE GIFT album of Jay-z's THE BLUEPRINT 2 is fucking amazing. I know most of you were like me and kind of shrugged off The Blueprint 2, but people, give it another chance. Actually, give THE GIFT another chance. The albums are appropriately titled, the Gift is 100% certified bangers, the Curse is pretty mediocre.

Go listen to it, now.

Yeah, so I'm in the Ottawa airport right now, my flight to Toronto is delayed... I have like a 2 hour layover in Toronto after that, then I'm flying to Winnipeg and I have about a 2 hour layover there too, then I'm finally going to make it to Saskatoon. Fuck.. What could be like a 4 hour flight is going to be a 9-10 hour day in airports and shit ( Read more... )

I just wrote the shittiest essay of my life. Awesome.

Yeah, so the clock on my computer was a couple says ahead for a while, so that's how I've been posting in the future ( Read more... )