Look, Mom aka The Seattle Times

[dana___]

The preamble

Comments

[_redcorvette]

Hahahah Mom's and newspaper clippings! My Mother is the same, no matter what I do.

Of course my achievments can't compare to yours.. but I just get the idea.

*reads*

[dana___]

If I really wanted to drive my mom over the edge, I'd unsubscribe her from her newspaper and hide all the scissors - because there are magazines, too, you know.

Your achievments are many, including a walking, breathing one - something I don't think I could attempt.

[_redcorvette]

:) You're sweet. lol I could make a disgusting joke about that, but I'll refrain. Thank you!