some of life's unanswered questions
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why doesn't glue stick in the bottle?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
hostage situation
Can you cry under water?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up,
like, every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the
cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you
naked anyway.