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[danascully]

Meaty music:
My sister had this conversation with me this morning when she woke up:

"Oh man you gotta watch this movie I watched because the guy in it was just like you he was like couldn't pay attention to anything and this girl says listen to music! so he gets all these sausages and like hangs them all over the place and there's sausages

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[tinpot]

It's true, her breasts are small and humble, there's absolutely no way you'd confuse them with mountains. But this is a good thing! Near the start she says, "Baby I would climb the Andes solely / To count the freckles on your body."

Now, could you imagine if her breasts were large enough to be mistaken for mountains, and thinking they're the Andes, she tried to climb her own breasts? It would be MAYHEM!

the sausage movie

[woodwell]

that sausage movie is "Freddy got Fingered"
possibly one of the owrst films ever. i have purposely avoided it.
I am just freaking out your sister thought you were ilke TOM GREEn

Re: the sausage movie

[sway_001]

You don't know Alison like I do. She is like Tom Green in the movie. She likes to draw cartoons, parents always want her to get a job, she acts crazy sometimes.