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[danascully]

Something fishy's going on:
My brother has just left for his 3-day hike. When he left he said to my parents "Get Kathryn to feed my fish NOT ALISON" - because I killed one lousy fish. For goodness sake. Nobody seems to remember when Kat fed them those special mating flakes for 6 days straight and the female fish was so fat with eggs that she could

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it is the first duty of al prisoners to escape

[anonymous]

we, the fish of the bowl-iverse, do not hate you alison, but revere you as the one who will usher us into the next plane of existence. you do not add to our burden of corporeality or fry-rearing responsibilities. we call out for your efficient hand, ushering into the here-after - for release from our tiny glass prison.