Comments | danatheb: So

danatheb

So

Jan 21, 2010 11:19

I bought these jeans. They're Levis called "leggings", and they're super skinny. Being a fatty, I can't help but feel like I'm a pitiful groupie for some Indie band when I wear them and so the best I can hope for is that I'll feel less loserish when I get to pair them with ballet flats. Not really holding my breath. Skinny jeans. PEH.

Comments 13

trav28 January 21 2010, 16:23:13 UTC

Photographic evidence? Let your adoring public decide :D

danatheb January 21 2010, 16:36:26 UTC

ALSO, black skinny jeans are a magnet for fur from dogs that aren't even alive anymore.

trav28 January 21 2010, 16:41:54 UTC

man, I know where you're coming from! My work clothes look like I've been sprayed with cat hair as we have tuxedo cats. The pain, the pain!

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danatheb January 21 2010, 20:27:46 UTC

I'm wearing a healthy layer of flab and a sweater!

just_stub January 21 2010, 20:50:18 UTC

what exactly ARE 'skinny jeans'?? Jeans with skinny legs or thin material or what?? If it's skinny legs I don't think I could get them over my calves....

danatheb January 22 2010, 00:04:07 UTC

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/7605016/c/223015.html

They roll fun into SEXY!!!

Except not on me. They just feel like something is gripping my calves all the time.

just_stub January 22 2010, 02:12:13 UTC

AH! Yeah, those thing would not go over my calves. 20 years of riding my bike every day after school for HOURS left me with monster legs, and walking dogs all day doesn't make them smaller. I have powerlifter calves!

just_stub January 22 2010, 02:13:37 UTC

in fact, my legs are bigger below the knee than above it. ACK!

jenzieg January 22 2010, 00:04:10 UTC

I could not get skinny jeans over my ankles.

danatheb January 22 2010, 00:44:11 UTC

If I can, ANYONE can!!!

cindy9000 January 22 2010, 03:55:08 UTC

Zappos sells jeans?! I did not know this.

danatheb January 22 2010, 13:42:14 UTC

You can get anything from anywhere! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!