I have never been more horrified, and I haven't laughed this hard in my entire life.

http://www.savetoby.com

Genius, or madness? You decide.

"We will close the drapes tonight. A thing like that could send a drug person careening around the room like a ping-pong ball. Hallucinations are bad enough. But after a while you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth. Most acid fanciers can handle this sort of thing ( Read more... )

I never could get the hang of Thursdays, or the month of February for that matter. Talk to me...someone?

Who could find him the sidewinding Indian ( Read more... )

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My God, this thing is spot on!

I think I just peed in my pants.
http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/media/2005/cartmans_aristocrats.wmv

I dare you not to laugh...

When you think about it from a native plant perspective, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking biological terrorist.

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