I am having a shitty day...
So instead of moping I decided to do a google search to brighten my day. I hope it brightens your day as well :)
The Stupidest Warning Labels Ever
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
On Silly Putty package warning:
Not for use as earplugs.
On a baby stroller:
Remove child before folding.
On a household iron:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
On a fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
On a handheld massager:
Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.
On a cardboard car sun shield:
Do not drive with sun shield in place
On a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp.
On bottled water label :
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
On a box of rat poison
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.
On an electric cattle prods:
For use on animals only
On a can of air freshener:
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers
On a rubber ball toy:
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
On a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
On the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
On an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:
Remove plastic before eating.
On a TV remote controller:
Not dishwasher safe
On a fireplace log:
"Caution - Risk of Fire"
On a CD-Player:
"Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
On a box of birthday candles:
"DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
On novelty rock garden:
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
On the "Cycle-Aware" helmet-mounted mirror:
"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."
On a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."
On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."
On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
On a Halloween Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
This was so much more fun than cleaning my mom's office. The funniest thing about these warning labels is that someone somewhere actually tried to do these things. Hence the warning. Have a good day :)
The Stupidest Warning Labels Ever
On a blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.
Warning on fireplace log:
Caution -- Risk of Fire.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.
On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:
Do not eat toner.
Can of self-defense pepper spray warns:
May irritate eyes.
Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer:
Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.
On Silly Putty package warning:
Not for use as earplugs.
On a baby stroller:
Remove child before folding.
On a household iron:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
On a fireplace lighter:
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.
On a handheld massager:
Don't use while sleeping or unconscious.
On a cardboard car sun shield:
Do not drive with sun shield in place
On a sharpening stone:
Knives are sharp.
On bottled water label :
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
On a box of rat poison
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush:
Do not use orally.
On an electric cattle prods:
For use on animals only
On a can of air freshener:
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers
On a rubber ball toy:
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
On a package of dice:
Not for human consumption.
In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
On the barrel of a .22 caliber rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
On an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally.
On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:
Remove plastic before eating.
On a TV remote controller:
Not dishwasher safe
On a fireplace log:
"Caution - Risk of Fire"
On a CD-Player:
"Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."
On a box of birthday candles:
"DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
On novelty rock garden:
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
On the "Cycle-Aware" helmet-mounted mirror:
"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."
On a camera:
"This camera only works when there is film inside."
On a bottle of flavored milk drink:
"After opening, keep upright."
On a can of windscreen de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
On a Halloween Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
This was so much more fun than cleaning my mom's office. The funniest thing about these warning labels is that someone somewhere actually tried to do these things. Hence the warning. Have a good day :)