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full name: Andre Segarra.
nickname(s): Dre, Tiger Woods
birthday: 12-13-1984
where were you born: Irving-Crouse hospital in Syracuse, NY
zodiac sign: Sagittarius
height: ~5'6"
weight: About 125 lbs.
hair color: Black
eye color: Really dark brown.
shoe size: Usually 9 1/2
ring size: No idea.
blood type: I think I'm a B-
grade: Flunked out of college 2 years ago. Going back, though.
siblings: a little sister and probably 14-15 others I don't know about.
tattoos: None.
piercings: None.
hobbies: Reading, card games, DDR, actual dancing.
favorite
color: Black.
food: food.
candy: None. Don't really like candy.
type of cheese: don't like non-pizza, non-pasta cheese.
pizza topping: Meat.
salad dressing: none.
sandwich: I could go for a footlong Sweet Onion Chiken Teriyaki right about now.
cereal: Honey Bunches of Oats.
fruit: Bananas. B, A-N-A-N-A-S!
vegetable: collard greens.
berry: none.
cake: cheesecake.
book: probably Maniac Magee by Jerri Spinelli (take that shit back, it's like a 5th grade book)
movie: The Last Dragon (black kung-fu movie)
magazine: none.
newspaper: no favorites.
tv show: none.
website: Forums are good because I like keeping on top of things and bash.org is funnier than a bastard.
radio station: none.
font: Tahoma 8.
cartoon character: none.
music type: anything with a heavy bassline will probably catch me.
day of the week: whenever something happens.
month: no favorites.
season: not winter.
holiday: none.
shampoo: whatever I happen to have.
conditioner: what's that?
number: no favorites.
phrase: That's it...come here.
store: hobby shops and bookstores.
weather: 55 and foggy with a high of 64 and sunny.
restaurant: none.
channel: none.
teacher: I feel so goddamn old.
weekend activity: that didder shit, son. Usually Raw Deal on Sundays.
hangout: mall, hobby shop, wherever else I happen to go.
house color: don't really care. Mine'll probably be black to scare off the kids.
sport to watch: football.
sport to play: football sometimes.
animal: none.
flower: allergic.
guy's name: never cared.
girl's name: nope. Still haven't tried thinking of one.
board game: chess.
party game: who can't love DDR?
story from childhood: I've got a LOT of these...
body part: that thing you use to think...
past
what did you do yesterday: job-hunting for the better part of the day and later wnt to the mall to play DDR and almost AAA Witch Doctor about 5-6 times.
memory you miss the most: none, surprisingly enough.
memory you want to forget: a few, but nothing really bad.
something you regretted after it was done: weed.
the last
song you heard: probably something on TV last night (I turned it to the dance music channel and fell asleep to that)
cd you bought: HAHAHAHAHA! NEXT!
thing you said: Peace.
time you cried: I honestly don't know. It was awhile ago.
movie seen in a theater: ummm....
thing you ate: cereal, like an hour ago?
person who called: Meshari's father, who lives in Kuwait.
nail polish shade worn: good one.
time you showered: yesterday.
person who complimented you: some chick yesterday (wore a beater while playing DDR)
at this moment
what are you listening to: my own typing.
what are you wearing: beater, boxers.
what are you thinking: how fucking long is this thing?
what are you scared of most: failure.
how many people are on your buddy list: 63, about 20 of whom I've never met and will probably be cut at the end of the month (Raw Deal)
future
occupation: attorney?
marriage site: heh, heh...
honeymoon: dunno.
place to live: wherever I can stay busy.
kids: that's not funny.
car: something simple, but will last forever. How's about a Camry or an Audi anything?
what are you doing tomorrow: Sleeping, probably not working, mall, Adam's?
friends
best friend: Pat and Meshari
funniest: Pat's dumb ass.
silliest: n/a.
loudest: Me. Seriously.
quietest: You think I know quiet people?
craziest: none, really.
calmest: USUALLY Meshari.
skinniest: Damus' half-a-ass.
best secret keeper: never thought to confide in anyone. I know I can, though.
worst secret keeper: honestly wouldn't know.
the one you have but don't want: none. You know if I don't like you.
smartest: probably me.
preppiest: me :(
peppiest: me, if I'm awake.
most hyper: again, me.
hottest: hmmm...
weirdest: that's a lot of people.
biggest pervert: I am still the reigning champ.
most annyoing: pick 3 white people. Put them in a group.
shyest: Perry
most religious: .........
crushes
who and when was your first crush: a girl named Laura when I was in 1st-4th grade.
any now: none.
a celebrity crush: besides Halle Berry (who I've also liked since about the 4th grade)
who do you want to be with right now: no one in particular.
whos number do you want: don't bother. I don't usually use the phone.
who do you want to kiss: no one person.
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: I got this shit down.
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: no one person.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: depends on the other person.
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: first, ass. Second, her ability to SPEAK IN FULL SENTENCES.
what do you look for personality-wise: Intelligence, a little common sense (not asking for a lot), has to like reading nad have a sense of humor.
biggest turn on: having a FINE ass and the things I just listed.
biggest turn off: idiot girls.
something thay wear that turns you on: black pants, business blouse = boner.
something they wear that turns you off: that's actually a pretty long list.
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: nothing really in mind...
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: I had a follow-the-clues-and-get-to-your-half-naked-waiting-girlfriend once, but that's about it.
what do you wear on a coffee date: same as always.
is it right to flirt if you're taken: I do almost by instinct, but I really try to put a lock on that.
is cyber cheating: people still DO that?
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: no, but there's a little grey thing behind your eyes, inside the head...
who would you like to take to the prom: I feel soooo old.
do you want to hug somebody right now: sure, why not?
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Yes. And I've never used one.
describe
the perfect date: usually no real preferences.
the perfect mate: I thought I already listed qualities.
how m&m's are made: well, a mommy M and a daddy M like each other...
why manhole covers are round: because a circle is the ONLY shape that, when made into a solid object and placed into a hole of equal size, will not fall through the hole.
one or the other
coke/pepsi: neither.
sprite/7-up: Sprite.
boxers/briefs: Boxers
gold/silver: neither.
vanilla/chocolate: depends...
flowers/candy: neither. Allergic to flowers and don't like candy.
book/magazine: book.
tv/radio: neither.
glass half empty/half full: I care.
democrat/republican: neither. Too black.
colored pencils/markers: Colored pencils.
coffee/tea: Iced tea
sun/moon: depends on what I feel like doing.
day/night: usually night.
hot/cold: ICE COLD! (I actually like hot better than cold)
dog/cat: neither.
button/zipper: depends.
cotton/feather pillow: whichever I happen to be able to fall asleep easier on.
blue/purple: blue.
jeans/shorts: jeans.
mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical
matt/ben: who?
that 70's show/simpsons: probably Simpsons.
kelso/eric: Kelso. Idiot.
donna/jackie: Donna
romantic comedy/thriller: Neither.
nsync/bsb: neither.
peanut butter/jelly: neither.
waffles/pancakes: pancake rolls, with whipped cream and strawberries.
letter/email: E-mail
florida/california: neither.
pizza/burgers: FOOD.
hat/visor: neither.
football/rugby: Football
iceskating/blading: neither.
movie at home/in theater: neither.
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Sun
red lipstick: nice.
socks: sneakers.
cowtipping: why? (as in why would someone want to?)
moulin rouge: ho.
greenland: real (as in, that place is a real country...who knew?)
iceland: actually warm.
harry potter: the suicide urban legend.
red: angry
blackberry: ew.
rose: sneeze.
rooster: Little Orphan Annie (theres a character named Rooster and I just started to think of that gay-ass dance him, his sister, and the orpanage lady do when they link arms)
taxes: I'm so broke...
bill clinton: yes, you did. (Good job!)
whipped cream: oooooooooooh....
george w. bush: *insert Bush quote here*
lollipops: no.
dreams: bed.
love: a big-ass heart.
guys: myself.
south park: Cartman
boy bands: gay.
pengiuns: catapault (I don't know why)
girls: pretty.
thong: BIG BLACK BOOTY.
death: the Mortal Kombat video game...
your father: who?
pizza: food.
are you
happy: not all the time.
sad: no
religious: HAH! No.
bitchy: sometimes.
crazy: a lot of the time.
messy: oh yeah.
mad: I can get there quickly.
slacker: no........ (straight face, go!)
nerd: Hell yeah.
bookworm: usually.
jock: I play lots of sports, I wasn't a jock.
preppy: I don't have enough money to be preppy.
selfish: yeah.
giving: not really.
obsessive: almost never. Unless I have a goal.
violent: lots.
calm: I actually am calm more often than not.
peaceful: depends on the day.
mellow: Have you never been mellow....
eccentric: not eccentric.
caring: I have been
untrustworthy: no.
loyal: to myself.
patriotic: no.
perverted: I wonder...
colorful: that's a good way to call it.
artistic: no even a little.
Oh, yeah.
MySpace bulletin sent by Vinny:
god wtf is it with you ppl you're all fucking sheep that follow anything that moves.
stop the fucking senseless chainletters.
MySpace bulletin sent by me
god wtf is it with you ppl you're all fucking sheep that follow anything that moves.
stop the fucking senseless chainletters
Repost this within one hour or you'll have bad luck for a year.
MySpace PM sent by Vinny
why don't u go fuck another underage girl?
MySpace PM sent by Me
No time. They're all busy with summer school.
Two hours later, I'm no longer on Vinny's friend list...