5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
first of all maddox= teh sexy. second of all, if you have herpes, there's no way you're getting on a horse and going horseback riding. i'm guessing that shit would effing hurt like no one's business. but why...horses?
Oh, shit. Completely forgot about the Maddox thing. That's one from last year, right? But seriously...what the fuck is it with horseback riding on the herpes commercials?
And what the hell is this with everyone saying I've got the damn clap?
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LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
- Maddox http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things
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second of all, if you have herpes, there's no way you're getting on a horse and going horseback riding. i'm guessing that shit would effing hurt like no one's business.
but why...horses?
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And what the hell is this with everyone saying I've got the damn clap?
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