This joke fucking KILLS...

[danceswifweaves]

I walked around at work whispering this and sharing it via post-its with select individuals. I couldn't say it out loud. heh

How do you get Martha Stewart to scream twice in one night?

Fuck her and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

LMAO!

Comments

[wickedqueen]

THAT'S HILARIOUS

[nerdalert]

ew ew ew
but yay dirty jokes!

[spicycurvydiva]

bwahahaha i have to retell that one today