This is just a petty complaint, but I hate it when someone in the break room removes the coffee pot and sticks their cup in to get the first of the brewing coffee. Oooh, that pisses me off. Thanks a lot mf'er, you just ruined the rest of the pot for everyone else!!! I need coffee. I'm just a tad irritable thinking of what I have to do when I get ( Read more... )

There I was, reading my copy of How To Write A Book For Dummies For Dummies (they really do make one of those for everything) when I went to the computer to test out my newly learned writing skills, began to type and realized the computer was turned off! So, I turned it on and nothing happened. I didn't understand why it wasn't starting. I waited a ( Read more... )

I went to the break room at work to get some coffee today and came upon three women wildly shaking the vending machine in unison. This is just one of those moments you had to be there for yourself to witness to truly appreciate. They looked hilarious! There they were teamed up, girating and angrily pushing with all of their might. Desperate for ( Read more... )

I remember years ago when my siblings and I rifled through old letters that my dad had apparently sent my mom while he was overseas. A few were pretty racey. I remember my dad writing about his "throbbing six inches" and how they were going to tear up all the furniture when he got back. I remember how he would refer to his penis as his "dick" in a ( Read more... )

I woke up from a nap a little while ago and feel like absolute ASS. My allergies are awful, I feel so depressed today and I am dehydrated. I have been exercising. Too much sweating and caffeine....not enough water. I hate days like today. Everything seems so bleek(sp?) right now. But, I am about to force myself to workout soon, damn it. Part of me ( Read more... )

Myspace is so juvenile and stupid sometimes. I just read a bulletin saying that this guy was going through his friends list trying to figure out who should be deleted. "To delete or not to delete" Apparently, I need to leave him a comment to stay on his list. The people who he is considering deleting never leave him comments. Ugh! That kind of ( Read more... )

It's been so long since I finished a painting. I did this tonight. It is not the greatest, but it only took a couple of hours. I'm not even sure if I like it, but it feels good to have completed it!

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Relationships are too hard when you're ridiculously sensitive. Fuck it.

I abhor yardwork I have been working my ass off today! Whoa. I can't believe it's almost four! Now, it is time to hit the shower and then hit the tanning bed b/c I have been invited to a party and feel paler than Casper. Part of me hates myself for being superficial enough to tan, but tan fat is so much better than pale fat. heh And, my pale bootay ( Read more... )

Once again, I am put in a position where I must speak out about an unfair assessment and risk being labeled a "troublemaker" or get put on my boss's shit list or just lie down and take it when I know that it's complete bullshit. We got our assessments for September through December today (my boss is a little behind...imagine that). There is one ( Read more... )