I did one of those Heritage celebrity look-a-like things a while ago and got a bunch of good looking guys like Luke Wilson and Jake Gyllenhall. Well, I tried it again with a different picture of myself and got a bunch of, well, I hate to use the word ugly, but "unappealing" people including Willy Nelson. Fucking Willy Nelson!!!! WTF?! My ego has ( Read more... )

I didn't even know Lamb had any videos, let alone one that looks high budget. This is definitely a bit different...

In my A&P class, a picture of malignant melanoma of a toe was on the projector screen. The toe looked DISGUSTING, black and completely jacked up. When it came up, some girl in class exlaimed "Is that a toe?!" The way she said it amused me immensely and I stifled a guffaw and simply giggled. But, the toe was up for a long time and every time I would ( Read more... )

Unfortunately, I was subjected to a bit of the Dr Phil Show today. I am generally pretty mild mannered, but there are a few things that set me off and Dr Phil's one of them. God, I can't stand that guy. But, what really kills me is when his wife Robin is on the show or when they pan to the audience to capture her expression b/c she's sitting in the ( Read more... )

I met a 6'5 military man in his 20's when I went out last night. He bought me a rose. Not the kind of attention I'm used to getting. He wants to go out today. I am thinking of making up some excuse not to go. I really don't feel like dealing with the whole dating awkwardness and am not in a good place right now, but it might be good for me. Making ( Read more... )

I am sitting here debating on going to work and whether or not I should see about taking some disability time off for depression and anxiety. My boss saw my anxiety attack, so I imagine that would make the process easier. I just don't feel like dealing with the ramifications, like the shit people will be saying. Life is just really hard right now. ( Read more... )

I misread a line in the paper that said "Woman suspected of stealing tithes" as "Woman suspected of stealing titties" LOL! You have to understand that things like this are much much funnier in the work environment than they normally would be. God, I want to get the hell out of here.

Has anyone seen that new ad for the heartburn medication? "My kids call me the finisher." "Let's finish up!" God, I hate that commercial with a freaking passion. "Let's finish up!" Ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Remember that scene from Office Space where they take the copy machine out to a field and bang it up with baseball bats? (if I'm remembering correctly) I would really like to do that, but with a monitor, terminal and fax machine.....and maybe a couple of people inparticular. No, just kidding about the people part. Well, maybe with some semi-hard ( Read more... )