So, this funny story is made funnier by the fact that Atom also updated about Rick Astley today ( Read more... )

So hey guys, I graduated college today.

This is not the first time and i'm sure its not the last.
This is the thing i am sure of, the one thing i know.
Let me ask you a question, do you know what's wrong with me?
Can you give me an answer?
If not then leave me the fuck alone, quit playing hero.
Honestly tears are not for you, these tears are for me.
The me inside of me, the one that no ( Read more... )

i could make a dress
a robe fit for a prince
i could clothe a continent
but i can't sew a stitch

i can paint my face
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PBR to the rescue ( Read more... )

IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!

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NewScreeName86 : i think if neil never wwants to get married, ill just marry alex. we could be awesome buddies forever...then you could live with us, and it would be like threes company.
NewScreeName86 : it would rock.
haleydextersaid : haha
haleydextersaid : I'm down

haleydextersaid : I'll come hang with you guys and it really will be like 3's company
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Crazy Esther is now world famous!

At 11pm on November 4th, 2008 the United States of America elected the first African America president.

I don't care who you voted for or what you believe...this is history, and we have all gotten to take our parts in it.

I am $83,000 ++++++ in debt thanks to college.

I'm scared to death of December 7th, because I'm going to graduate and not have a job to pay any of this back.