When I woke up this morning, it was like,
JILLIE: ::wakes up::
JILLIE'S BODY: OMGSUGAR! SUGAR! SUGARSUGARSUGAR!!!
JILLIE: ::blink::
JILLIE'S BODY: I NEED SUGAR! GIMME SUGAR OMG NOW!
JILLIE: ...Granola bar?
JILLIE'S BODY: ::scoffs::
JILLIE: Fruit!
JILLIE'S BODY: Vacant attempt! VACANT! SUGAR!
JILLIE: ...
JILLIE'S BODY: ::goes sorta limp::
JILLIE:
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*hug*
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Yeah, it probably is a hormone thing--I haven't thought of that--now the question is how I'm going to resist it, haha.
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Don't resist!! At times like these you must trick yourself. For example, when I am in this predicament I am known to make my own sugar-free hot cocoa, since the cocoa itself has hardly any fat... over ice when it's damn hot. Do you like soymilk? I like it that way.
Or I go to the organic health food store and get me some healthy snacks that have natural chocolate flavor in it... I say as long as it's still natural without bad hydrogenated fats and processed sugars, it won't do your body harm or junk in the trunk.
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JILLIE'S BODY: Vacant attempt! VACANT! SUGAR!
Hahahahahaha, that made water come out my nose!!
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2. Dark chocolate is good for you. And it has no fat in it.
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2) I didn't know that! I don't like dark chocolate, but I will keep some around now, because if I have to eat chocolate, I'd rather eat chocolate that's good for you and has no fat in it.
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I had pizza tonight! \o/
I'd let you win, btw, only because you'd be pinning me down in chocolate pudding. It'd probably start off as wrestling but it would end up an eating contest, or a food fight, or something. But you would still win.
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do you think maybe...you could have randomly developed diabetes or things? how have you been with taking care of your anemia? aaaahhh!!
PS: Patti's hot and I'm sitting here in my undies.
PPS: love'd!
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take your underwear off...
I mean,
PATTI!
LOVE'D! I'm so glad we're talking!!!
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::gets nekkid::
::dances to Patti::
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::puts down pie slice dramatically:: That's it, we can never be friends. Cancel everything.
::protectively caresses meringue on pie:: (and I didn't even eat a proper dinner!)
Anyway, what I was GOING to say before I read this comment and rudely interrupted your conversation with someone else was:
I agree with everyone else. Hormones are little bastards. I'm not usually a PMS-y person (I'm moody enough all the time that it doesn't really make a difference what time of the month it is), but sometimes it takes me by surprise.
Not that ANY OF THIS MATTERS ANYMORE. You can have your balanced diet, and I'll just live on pie!
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