Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver

[dancing_crazy]

AAAAAGHGHGNGNGNGNGNGHHH

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[tessietura]

And people are like, "Hey, Jillie, you look nice today!" And you're like "How DARE you call me a stingray?!"

That made me laugh RLY HARD.
Sorry about your eardrum :o( Feel better soon!

[dancing_crazy]

OMG, dressing room Patti from Candide in your icon! ::snoogles::

Thanks! =D

[slammerkinbabe]

OMG! Jillie! Can they fix your eardrum? Please say they can fix your eardrum?

[dancing_crazy]

It's supposed to fix itself! OR maybe they said something else and I couldn't hear it. Hmm. =D

[givesmevoice]

Dear Jillie,

You're sort of the light of my life. I miss you terribly and want to talk to you. I hope you feel better soon, because you being sick = no good. srsly. also, stingrays are bad because they attack you in the chest.

Lots of Love and Snuggles,
Erin

PS: "If" pwns. a lot.

[dancing_crazy]

Dear Erin,

I missed you this weekend! But I was sick and on pillz most of the time anyway. I hope you had fun.

I have a meeting with the internet people today and I hope that, by Wednesday, I shall have internet at the apaprtment. ::Crosses fingers::

STINGRAY ATTACK! SOKAUUUUUU!

Love and Kissles,
Jillie

PS - Krissin's boobies are yooge.

[givesmevoice]

Dear Jillie,

I did have fun! But, I have missed you so much. and I bet you were trippeh and funneh on pillz.

ooo! ::crosses fingers also::

SOKAU'D!

Love and Kissles back,
Erin

PS: this is ture.
PPS: Patti pwns.

[_noa]

Who's alberta and she lives wherenow???

Okay, Muah! I love you! Sending healthy vibes your way. Also? Can you give your mommy a big kiss for me? I miss you and her so much right now!!

[dancing_crazy]

It's a song! From Avenue Q! It's about a homo trying to pretend he's not a homo, so he makes up a girlfriend, and no one can meet her cause she "lives in Canada". Goes like this:

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
My girlfriend who lives in Canada
She couldn't be sweeter,
I wish you could meet her!
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!

Her name is Alberta,
She lives in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a hoover!
I email her every single day,
Just to make sure that everything's okay
It's a pity she lives so far away
In Canada!

Last week she was here--
but she had the flu.
Too bad, cause I wanted to
introduce her to you.
It's so sad,
there wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed
With her legs up over her head!
OOH!

I wish you could meet my girlfriend
But you can't, because she in Canada
I love her, I miss her
I can't wait to kiss her
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!

...I mean, Vancouver!
Shit, her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou--SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND

[hihoplastic]

Dear Jillie's eardrum,
Hi. Give Jillie back her hearing. Or I'll torture you with bad pop music. The kind only the States can come up with. You know what that means. *pointed look*

Dear Jillie's cold,
STFU. Be nice to Jillie. Or I'll feed you crappy matzah ball soup. The kind you find in the States. Out of a box.

Dear Jillie's voice,
You're pretty. Come back and sing Idina songs. Or I'll send you to the States and make you sing on American Idol.

Dear Shift key,
*raises hammer* Need I say more?*

Dear wall(s),
Get out of the way.

Dear Jillie,
I ♥ you.

*this hammer was made in the States

[dancing_crazy]

JILLIE'S COLD: ::refuses::

Dear Catherine,

Adopt me. Or at least come here and cuddle me. I love you. You're amazingly awesome. I hope you're fully aware of just how incredibly awesome you are.

Love,
Jillie

[hihoplastic]

Dear Jillie's Cold,
Last warning: leave Teh Jillie alone. or I'll lock you in a room with Bush and make you discuss trout. seven pound trout. ><

Dear Jillie,
*fills out adoption papers*
*magic-carpets to Israel*
*cuddles*
♥

Love,
Catherine