digital crack

[dancing_mage]

I have just discovered the purest form of digital crack. Its name is The Facebook and it will single-handedly bring about the Apocalypse as well as make sure that I fail not just my midterm tomorrow but also my performance on Tuesday and my project on Wednesday. It is a more-lethal Friendster; not only do I cruise around finding people I know -

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[zinear]

Bah, they don't have the school here! Not that there's anyone I have on a crush list or anything like that.

Heavenly scents. [== sexual aphrodisac ~ cocaine]

Much affection à toi, mon ami.

Rest well.

[dancing_mage]

Clearly thefacebook.com is not just for online crushes, but also to stalk practically anyone on campus at any time! It is a stroke of pure, mad genius. How big is your school? You might want to drop them an email asking if your school could be signed up.

[dancing_mage]

I have shaggy hair but nothing else about me resembles in the slightest a hockey player. Sorry to disappoint.

[gantrioch]

You're a handsome guy.

[wearingabeanie]

dont fall into the trap, aaron!!

[devpreed]

Love.

Cocaine.

The first hit is free.

But the second one is gonna cost ya!

[driftwoodsun]

And it ain't gonna be cheap, either.

[driftwoodsun]

Ah, cocaine.

It may not be crack.

But at least it's something.

[dancing_mage]

As a member of the haute-bourgeoisie, I clearly prefer coke. Crack is so... low-class.

:-P

[gantrioch]

Nah, if you wanna be high-class, you have to go with heroin.

That's what all of the Main Line housewives use around here ;-).

[driftwoodsun]

Crack is for when you're *slumming*.

Once a month, no more.

:-P