your's truly, your stalker

Feb 13, 2006 11:16

Over the last weekend, someone called my cell and left me a long and steamy message which basically said that he wanted to suck parts of me and rub my semen onto my urethra. Previously, I had not known of the existence of the urethra in men, but after a wikipedia search, I learned that the urethra does in fact exist in the male body. Its function ( Read more... )

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8rublesperhour February 13 2006, 19:57:04 UTC
OH MY GOD.

"Its function is to assist in the control of the bladder and to lead both semen and urine out of the body." -

THIS REALLY TURNS ME ON.

DUDE. if you ever meet this stranger, please invite me over for some hot sex. Urethra is the sexiest thing in the world.
i'm gonna go masturbate right now.

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lorn_hecate February 14 2006, 00:28:41 UTC
"yours" does not need an apostrophe

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