As if I needed another reason to love on Kurt Vonnegut, I just read A Man Without a Country and parts of it reminded me why I want to be a librarian. Sometimes I forget with all the drama bullshit that swirls around the library. That and Andrea throwing things at me and threatening me with scissors ( Read more... )

I want it to be exactly a week later so that I will have more money in my back account to spend wistfully on internet shops. Do I need a glow-in-the-dark Our Lady of Guadalupe to hang out with my Virgin Mary statues and Dyke Doll on my dorm room shelf? YES. Do I need a tote bag with a girl's head with antlers growing out of it on it? I cannot think ( Read more... )

Jennifer keeps hitting me.

Well. I'm off to North Cackalacky.

[and yes I'm nervous and yes my tumbly is rumbly and
yes, I might have thrown up in the sink this morning. but I am also
excited. and hopeful. hopeful that I will find Jenni in the airport.]

I just want to go home and sleep! Who knew that 10hours of constant library patrons [summer reading sign-up is probably our busiest day of the year] and a headache that has been hanging around since yesterday morning turns you into a zombie? ALAS.

My co-workers have been saying, oh! your trip to North Carolina is so soon ( Read more... )

In a month I'll be in North Carolina. There are no words! Jenni and I will probably spend the whole time wandering the airport in search of one another. hilarity will ensue! bags will be mixed up! drugs! police! Jack Bauer!

Oh livejournal, I have such a love/hate relationship with you! everyday I'm like, today is the day I never update again. but then something mundane happens and I draw it out to 300 words ( Read more... )

Dear library patron ( Read more... )

ode to anxiety disorder:

I really like how because of you I throw up before I go most anywhere.
to a concert! to a play! to a doctor's appointment! on vacation!
you always have me hunched over the toilet bowl! the sink! the garbage!

I am really disgusting.