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[dancingcow]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

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[shesatiger]

Chuck Norris can give a woman an orgasm just by pointing at her.

[sunkissme]

were you @ the divorce show on friday? (@ neumo's)

[dancingcow]

nope.