〚 TEXT/VIDEO 〛✧ In which Ellis kills Vatheon's eyesight

[dancingdirks]

[ The person texting is clearly quite energetic and under twenty years of age: the font is a cute pink, and seems to radiate energy and excitement. ]

Comments

[1776ftw]

[Just... this face.]

Good god, woman, what have you done to the English language?

[HE BUTCHERS IT ALL THE TIME but at least he can spell!]

YOU KNOW I FEEL KINDA BAD ABOUT THIS NOW LMFAO

[dancingdirks]

wat do u meen?? i didnt do anything 2 it.

(=´；ω；｀=) ................. dont u think its fun?

YOU SHOULD america loves english ;;

[1776ftw]

...

NO IT'S NOT. English is the language of the free! Don't abuse it! DON'T ABUSE YOUR FREEDOM!

[switching to video] PSSSH TEXTSPEAK INVADES HIS COUNTRY TOO EVENTUALLY

[dancingdirks]

B-but...

[ CLOSE TO TEARS. Tears. :C ]

It's not abuse.

Video

[mapodoufulover]

I'm still interested in learning how to dance.

[Text] lmao I'm so sorry--

[dancingdirks]

thats great!!! ＼(^▽^＼) score 1!! ill teach u in no time dont u worry!!! d(≧▽≦)b

[Video/Text] psssh, it's just too amazing for everyone to handle xD

[mapodoufulover]

Thank you. I look forward to it.

[And just for you Ellis, Kanade switches to text and gives you this:]

(=∩_∩=)

[text]

[dancingdirks]

aaahh thisll b sooo great. im so glad ppl want to learn!!! ( /^ω^)/♪

[ Text ]

[dancingdirks]

[ Hello, Hanna. Don't worry. She'll make you learn how to flail less. :D ]

well YEAAAAAH duhhhh thts PART of it silly! but if u just went out there n wiggled around its not dancing! dancing is an art! tho i guess the most important thing is havin fun.......

(⋈´ ･ω･`) dont u think??

.... neway, it dosnt matter SINCE IM GONNA TEACH U ALL THE PROPER WAY 2 DANCE :DD

[ Text forever! ]

[dancingdirks]

of course silly! thats the whooooole point of this. <3

im gona teach ever1 if i can!!!

voice;

[behisstrength]

[He... is not even going to attempt to decipher all of that after skimming the first few sentences. At least the video is straightfoward.]

Can we recommend students?

[Voice back! for courtesy.]

[dancingdirks]

Oh sure! Go right on ahead~ Though I'm going to teach all of you the proper way to have fun, because you clearly don't know enough. None of you. I'm going to have a lot of work on my hands with this, hahaha...

voice;

[behisstrength]

Your ambition is impressive. All of us? That will prove a challenge.

There is a young woman by the name of Gracia. I shall direct her to you.

[voice]

[dancingdirks]

Well that's no problem--there's nothing you can't do if you want to do it enough, right? Never give up!

[ She smiles. ]

Gracia, huh? Sure! What's she look like?

voice ::

[tigerfaith]

[ What... was that. Shou won't bother with text for this, something's gotta be wrong. At least the video helped! ]

I see that you are trying to offer classes, but I thought you might want to know, Ellis, that your text control seems to be broken in some way. What it's come out with is quite strange and may not get your message across clearly.

[voice] lmfao. god. I'm so sorry for her. I really am.

[dancingdirks]

Huhhh? It's broken...? Really?! Oh, that's really a shame--see, I heard from someone else here this is how you're supposed to type, and it's a lot of fun.

[ GASP AND SHOCK. ]

But anyway, if you see anyone else who's never danced, you should tell me! I'm gonna make them all learn.

voice :: shou just ain't hip enough to realise how COOL it is. :(

[tigerfaith]

[ From someone else...? That was on purpose? ]

I don't believe I could tell if a person knew how to dance or not by looking at them. I'm not very knowledgeable on the signs.

[ That, and she doesn't dance herself. ]

[voice] It is okay, Shou. ELLIS CAN TEACH YOU :D

[dancingdirks]

Well, it depends on getting to know them. And I want to get to know everyone, too! So if I get to know them, even if they can't dance, I can make them learn!