ooc: Band wagons~
Dear Cartman,
I don’t’ really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it in your apartment when you drive over the elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re masochistic enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I’m returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should know that I always wanted to break your legs and I will haunt you when I am reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Axel ♥