a celebration of white trash

[dancingspork]

I am officially no longer an employee of RFoC. It is so great to be a bum again.

I am also officially no longer an angst-filled teenager, as I have entered the realm of jaded 20-something-dom.

Carly and Sarabeth just called to ask me something about buying me a douche for my birthday. I can tell it's going to be a great day.

Comments

[psycholibrarian]

Crap, tell me again the exact date of your b-day? It's not like me to forget these things and I'm sorry if I have. I've been a bit out-of-it lately.

Well, have a happy!

[dancingspork]

It was yesterday! So you are saved by default ;P

and thank you!

[oblivious_frog]

Happy birthday once again you old slut cunt. :)
But you're not better than the rest of us 'angst-filled teenagers' until you can legally buy the alcohol. Haha.

It's actually from SB

[kissskissbang]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOUCHE GIRL. I HOPE THIS MEXICAN BIRTHDAY WAS GREAT!!! SORRY ABOUT YOUR GLUED UP EYE :)
I HEART YOU FOREVER
~SB~

Kat's EYE!

[kissskissbang]

Well, I hope you enjoyed your birthday, blinky. I sure enjoyed gluing your eye shut and then putting acetone in it, hitting cars/guy on motorcycle in my parking lot/Copeland, watching Hispanics fondle you while eating fried food, leaving SB to die, rehearshing my scene, drinking bum liquor, and falling asleep in like, 3 different places in your house.

Hope you enjoyed that Pinot Grigio, you big old alchie. Lord knows I'm not the drinker in this relationship.

Re: Kat's EYE!

[dancingspork]

Don't forget about writing in my way cool moleskine!