I am bored and at work and I found these little gems:
Student StarsStudent Profiles of Service Oh Pattycakes. You're such a model student. Unfortunately, that burning sensation you felt was probably the clap.
Maybe I'll share my Little Debbie heart-shaped Be My Valentine snack cakes with him.
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Well, at least someone has a high opinion of him, even if it is himself.
That was a refreshing precursor to my online quiz in costume history. Thank-you.
I really think you should wait until you know he must be home and come inside and knock on his bedroom door. When he opens it, you'll be in a robe, holding Lil Deb cakes in front of your ta-tas.
"Pattycakes, I'm all yours!"
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~SB~
Watch out for heather herpes...you know they live together.
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