One time I was at Magic Mountain, and there was this huge storm that closed every ride except Batman. And Batman's the best. Everyone in the whole park left except for me and my sister. There was absolutely no line, so we just got to stay on the ride and go on it over and over again till we were too dizzy. It was awesome. Ever been in the front row of a huge roller coaster in a rainstorm? It's sooo cool
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You are a really awesome person and a really great friend - thank you for all the time you spend being considerate of the people around you - I pity David too, but whether or not my moral compass tells me what's right or wrong, I know in my heart David deserves nothing but a personal hell, because God might not even forgive someone that's such an asshole.
Ahh! Ol' Davey's back to his mischief again! What an unpleasant turn of events. But, you see, I didn't come strolling on in here without a plan. You know, Davey hangs out at the local arcade every Saturday night, mindlessing indulging himself in such games as "Mortal Kombat 2" and "King of Fighters '96". At about 7:35 pm he goes for a cigarette break in the bathroom; this is where we come in. We'll rush in the boys bathroom, kick his stall open, and give 'em the ol' whomping! I'll get him in a Figure 6 Royal Wristlock(rumored to be invented by Bruce Lee, but little evidence supports this) while you give him about 4 punches to the abdomen. He'll be a little hurt, of course, so finishing him off with a Dragon Kick(first seen in "Double Dragon" for the NES gaming console) wouldn't be a bad idea. If my calculations are right, dave should have a lit cigarette dangling from his mouth while he's unconcious on the floor. We grab the cigarette, take a drag all cool-like, and walk out casually heading towards the Metal Slug arcade game and blow
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Maybe I shouldn't have posted the above since you take this pretty seriously. I'm just fucking around.
But yeah I don't really know you that well nor do I even know who this David is. So... Yeah. I'll refrain myself from posting nonsense, at least about something serious.
There's really no point in picking a fight with this guy. It sounds like he's the type who you can count on to slowly kill himself with cigarettes and booze while trying to make everyone else be unhappy along with him. Don't bang up your knuckles for the sake of this loser. And yes, it was fun hanging out on Sunday. We really should get together on Friday, 'cause after that, I'll be off to the Norhtlands, where dragons roam.
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But yeah I don't really know you that well nor do I even know who this David is. So... Yeah. I'll refrain myself from posting nonsense, at least about something serious.
Ok bye Bob.
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And yes, it was fun hanging out on Sunday. We really should get together on Friday, 'cause after that, I'll be off to the Norhtlands, where dragons roam.
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