despite the fact that my lips were chapped into a deflated expression... i was smiling on the inside

[dancinrocks]

Dear New Zealand Rose Apple who was unsuspectingly rotting yourself from the inside,

Thank you for restoring me after a long 24 hours without food or water. So tasty you were, that I scarly noticed your decaying insides. You were beautiful. I might even say that you were better then my salami, but probably not. I think I love you.

<3 Jessica

Comments

[real_fever_dog]

I see the survival trip went well. :)

[god_hates_lucas]

since when did jessica go on that trip?

bfdgd

[invisible_miche]

im glad you didn't get eatin by a coyote....
or a jiggly puffff

(you can ignore that last remark...im so full of drugs right now i think i might be able to fly)