tasty yum-yums

[dancymary]

Wow! That was delicious! I think I'll follow that up with a nice juicy turd for dessert!

her: Mary's busy.
turd: Oh, okay. I'll just call back later then.
her: No; she's actually going to be busy for the rest of her life.

Comments

That reminds me of one time...

[ishjudy]

douche: is judy there?
friend: she's doing something?
douche: can she call me back?
friend: no.

[everydayheroes]

next time you should go home with me. i'll make you mac & cheese and give you a back rub, if i don't lock you out of my apartment.