[Fail!Yesung #3] Humour~
Title: Fail!Yesung#3
Pairing: Kangsung
Genre: Humour
Rating: G
Kangin wiped the corner of his mouth and placed the napkin on the table as Yesung finished the last piece of meat on the table.
“Well how did you find the food?” Kangin asked politely as he took a small swig of his water, the ice already melted as his fingers brushed against the moisture on the outside.
Yesung shot him a glare as if he had said something wrong and had offended him. He politely put down his chopsticks, even though Kangin knew his hyung had restrained from slamming them down.
“Well Kangin. It was right in front of me.” Yesung gritted his teeth as he snarled the words.
Kangin banged his head against the wall in his mind. Yesung was sometimes so freaking clueless like the cloud he is.
“No, not literally…” Kangin groaned as Yesung’s face lost its bitterness. “Let me rephrase it. How did you like it?”
Kangin saw Yesung bite his tongue.
Fuck him and his retarded ways of understanding things. Those moments drove Kangin insane. Sometimes he was worse then Donghae, and Donghae was pretty bad already.
“I’ve always liked barbeque…” Yesung said sadly as he looked down at his lap, “some boyfriend you are…”
Yep. Kangin knew his boyfriend too well. That stupid air head had not a clue about what he meant.
“Sungie… have you ever considered…” Kangin hesitated, “other ways of interpreting someone’s words?”
Yesung blinked at him.
“Like you know, thought about what they meant sometimes?” Kangin smiled warmly and nodded at him, hoping his boyfriend would nod back.
“So now you’re saying I’m stupid too.” Yesung tried blinking back tears.
Kangin threw a mental fit as he punched the little Kyuhyun laughing at him in his mind.
“That’s not what I meant Sungie…” Kangin took a deep breath, “do you ever think of… you know. Another way?”
Yesung blinked, his face clueless. He scratched his head for a moment before folding his hands on the table again.
“If I ask, how did you like it… what do you think of?” Kangin calmed himself down as he felt like he was teaching a baby.
“When did I start liking something. Duh. What do you think I am… stupid?” Yesung dabbed his mouth with his napkin and threw it down on the plate.
Indeed you are Yesung. You’re so fucking clueless you couldn’t even fight your way out of a paper bag.
Kangin inhaled a deep breath and tried again, “Nothing else?”
Yesung batted his eyelids, his long lashes flicking in the air. “How did I enjoy the food.”
“That’s right. Do you want to answer it now?” Kangin smiled happily, he finally understood what he meant.
“With my mouth and tongue of course. I do not taste food with my nose.” Yesung laughed to himself at his pathetic joke. Kangin felt himself steaming as he closed his eyes before he stormed out of the restaurant, a trail of swear words flew out of his mouth as he waved his arms angrily.
“Oh…” The correct interpretation finally hitting Yesung as his eyes glowed, “OHHHH.”
“Wait… I don’t have money. KANGIN!!!!” Yesung hollered for his boyfriend as Kangin thundered his way out of the restaurant.