oh no. my roommate won't stop playing what i can only fear is the soundtrack to phantom of the opera. this girl is warbling like a turkey in heat. make it stop.

unfortunately i have had this brilliant idea that if i can stay up long enough my paper will have written itself. i want to see how far i can take this magnificent logic, because if it is true I MAY NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN ( Read more... )

i have four major assignments due in four days or less. sarah, sara, david vg and stefanie will be here in fourteen hours! for four days. do the math. this is how it will go ( Read more... )

the day starts this way: you get on a bus. the truth is, you have nothing to do and no one to see, so you sit and feel the buzz of the bad suspension as the road makes its way up your back to tingle in your collarbone. you watch the scenery passively and get off at the same stop as you always do because you don't want to get lost today. you're not ( Read more... )

in my many years of experience finding jobs, i've learned that there are really only two things you need to have to get a real life job:

1. a total willingness to be paid minimum wage(or less!)

2. cleavage no asskissing skills no actual skills no definitely not. oh right, a total willingness to be paid minimum wage to do work that in other parts ( Read more... )

TRAGEDY STRIKES. Today I was wandering around the apartment sucking on my bottle of chocolate syrup like a baby to a nipple, like I always do, when I heard this horrific sluuurpy sound. and then I knew. MY BOTTLE IS EMPTY. NO MORE ORGANIC CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS. and then the worst part came. I looked at the weight of the bottle. ONE POUND FOUR OUNCES. ( Read more... )

it scares me that i can't remember where i've been for the last month. it's like boredom induced amnesia. my memory, a cautionary tale: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE GOOD GIRLS ( Read more... )

"Most of the time I spend worrying about people in my life who love me conditionally- with limits deciding when and how they will love me and how they will edit the love they will show me. The problem lies in how I then edit and limit the love I am showing and giving [for fear of not being loved in return] and thats not how I want to live in love ( Read more... )

Stefanie and I are going to see CHER and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE because, in her words, "I'm afraid this might actually be her last farewell tour..." It will involve a lot of glitter and wigs and beating down crazed effeminate men to get her autograph. Excitement ( Read more... )

thank you.