I have returned.

Ich liebe Deutschland und Wein.
Paris can kiss mah ass;it was awful.

The end.

Tigers?
In Africa?
Must've escaped from the zoo....

P.S
Kudos to Danielle for being creative with her LJ. Including in almost every entry, something I like to call :" Pineapple Proverbs: Yummy tidbits from Ira". Keep up the good work!!!!

I remember the date clearly now, It was 1789. We had just finished furnishing our summer house. The Baron and his wife were to arrive in several days, and I decided to finish off each room with a fresh bouquet of wildflowers. They grew here and there in our backyard, which conveniently enough emptied into a lush forest. He always yelled at me for ( Read more... )

                                    
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I never liked the 4 train. It has never treated me well, but as all things, it does have it perks. As I stood, half asleep and half aware, a little black girl no older than five reached over from her seat and handed me a yellow dandelion. I smiled and thanked her, twirling my dandelion as I got off at my stop.

He has teeth; beautiful teeth, like pearls under water.

p.s
sunday @ Avalon a.k.a Gorgeous Gay Gifts from God Night = fun

I AM THE MEAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the midterm, yeah it's the 21st. ok

just tells you how accurate the meme's are...
das rahte
-Shanaice "Cold Bull Dodga"

pumpkins expire
poofs are forever
das right
UTICA! UTICA! UTICA!