SIDE B

[dandelioned]

[The glass is still blank! But there is a chain with a post. And there is a collar on the end of the chain. It seems like something has slipped its leash . . . ]

Oh, dear. Has anyone seen Alexander?

Comments

[holysiscon]

...are you an idiot?!

[eurocanada]

[DON'T YELL WHILE HE'S TRYING TO PICK IT UP!]

[holysiscon]

*omfg /)(\ just--poised to dart in there and grab him if need be*

[eurocanada]

[if it makes a wrong move he's going to drop the bowl and run like hell... don't worry]

[holysiscon]

*oh lawd our team is dumb*

That stuff ate my weapon and my hand. We know what it does. I'd let it have you, except then it would probably get bigger and more troublesome.

[eurocanada]

I don't intend to touch it...

[holysiscon]

I didn't touch it. I used an object on it too, and it absorbed it.

[eurocanada]

And you want to just let it run loose and absorb something, or someone else?

[holysiscon]

Hello, are you listening? If you touch it or attack it with something it's going to absorb it and get bigger and faster. Raven found that out. If we all just avoid it it won't become more of a threat.

I was stupid enough to handle it first, all right? I don't have to warn you not to kill yourself!

[eurocanada]

You don't know that for sure. And I'm a lot harder to kill than I look. I'm almost 900 years old, you know!

[holysiscon]

I'm older than you; don't give me that.

[eurocanada]

Have you ever tried to kill a country before?

[holysiscon]

Are you willing to risk your country on a foolish thing like that?

[eurocanada]

It doesn't work like that... I'm not putting them at risk, they're making me strong.

[holysiscon]

Actually, I think they're making you stupid, but whatever. I'm pulling you out if it attacks you.

[eurocanada]

[hold that thought,he's got it trapped under his bowl]