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Captain's Log!

The rumours of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated! Yet I implore you all who have come to my defense.. That this Johnny is truly honored by your noble standing! The world who loves him never fails to show their gratitude.. and he in turn never fails to repay them for their loyalty ( Read more... )

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Captain's log.Tonight I stood out on the roof of the pagoda.. And watched my girls dance about in the lights of the colored lanterns. It was the first time I had seen them without worry etching their brows since they heard those terrible screams from the city and the multiple gunshots that had been ringing out in the night.. It's the ( Read more... )

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Captain's Log! Ah.. perhaps I should have this signal encrypted.. Now where's that switch.. ♥♠♣ Nonononon.. not card insignia.. Encryption! ├┤☺ш ▼℮®¥ ▲∩№¥ị∩Ģ...

( Encry--! [Signal blocked from AK/Avatars/And Allies]An announcement to all Innocents! )

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This.. is a most disturbing predicament. A hallucination? A nightmare? What is this.. what is.. I cannot express, nor fathom the amount of shock and.. awe.. and.. What's become of me! I would never dream of this! NEVER! Not like this..! I take care of little women!

I DO NOT BECOME LITTLE WOMEN ( Read more... )

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Girl's.. This.. may sound harsh yet.. I propose there be no watching of children's television shows for.. quite some time.

In fact, let us merely have quiet time for a week or two, shall we? Johnny... has a headache from all the.. endless cycle of melodies, hmmmnn ( Read more... )

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♪♫Being a pirate is alright to be!

You do what you want for a pirate is free!

You are a pirate!♪♫

Yar har! Fiddlty dee!

If you love to sail the sea!

You are a Pirate!

Hmm~mmm.. Seems we've found ourselves in uncharted musical territory.. What say you make of it, May?

..Ah.. May-san?

Johnny! I want pink hair like that girl! ( Read more... )

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Across the world, this man is called by many a name.. to the Spaniards he is "Pistolero." To Italy is he is "Inamorato amoroso." The French, "L'Amoureux." And the German, "Der Luftpirat." Different words.. But they all mean the same thing.. Johnny: The Slinger, The Enamored One, The Lover, The Rogue ( Read more... )

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Captain's Log~♥!

Today is a day of amore! Do you not feel it? The scent of ladies perfume wafting the air! The pulse in your veins, it flows like fire straight to the heart!

Don't you feel it? The sensation that transfixes you to the one you adore most! How you suffocate freely and drown in their presence alone!

Do you feel it? ( Read more... )

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Captain's--AWk! ... ow.

Watch out down there! Aww, Captain, can you throw that wrench back up here? ...THA~ANK YOU!

Ahn.. as I was saying..

Captain's Log!Our beloved May Ship's gotten herself into a tight spot.. Yet is it nothing my crew and I cannot wedge out of! The weekend's events left many troubled.. and to that I offer my ( Read more... )

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Captain's L--..Ernn.. What more is there to say, eh?

I've tangled with the wrong person, don't you think?

Aw.. Johnny! It's not so bad! You still got me~♥

Fawned! Toyed with! The gods of time and space leave my mouth dry as a wasteland!

You need a drinky-poo?And tarnish the liquor with these wild ideals in my head? I'm out of my mind ( Read more... )