Fifty-First Hand

[dandy_indeed]

Here is the truth.

I am simply better dressed than you. All of you.

Don't feel too bad about it, though. It'd be like any art student feeling bad that he is not Leonardo da Vinci.

You are simply so far out of your league that you cannot even comprehend it.

Comments

[first_mommy]

I must admit, your sense of style is quite stunning.

[dandy_indeed]

Ahh, thank you Eve. Someone who understands.

[e_for_short]

Dahling, there's always room for improvement.

[dandy_indeed]

Possibly, but no one is more qualified to improve than myself.

[e_for_short]

Having bearable taste does not make you suited to Lord your "fashion sense" above the professionals.

[dandy_indeed]

Bearable?

They call me the Dandy Man for a reason. It is not bearable.

It is superior.

[valentineluke]

Really?

[dandy_indeed]

Really, Valentine.

Unless you care to explain that shirt you wear.

[valentineluke]

Your hat is far more interesting.

[dandy_indeed]

It is.

That's the point.