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HEEEE. This isn't Sandy but I was getting tired of her not updating therefore I am updating for her. I've decided that I'm going to fill out a bunch of surveys as her but by meeeeeeeeeeeee! Enjoy. hehehehehehe.
I have kissed someone...
on the cheek.
on the lips.
on their hands or fingers.
in my room.
in their room.
of the same sex. [in a platonic way]
of the opposite sex.
younger than me.
older than me.
with jet black hair.
with curly hair.
with blonde hair & blue eyes.
with flaming red hair.
with straight hair.
smaller/shorter than me.
bigger/taller than me.
with a lip ring.
who was drunk.
who was high.
who I had just met.
who was homosexual.
who I didn't really want to kiss.
on a holiday.
who was going out with someone close to me.
who was my good friend's brother or sister.
who had been/is in jail.
in a graveyard.
at a show/concert.
at the beach.
in a pool, jacuzzi, or some type of water.
who was legally too young/old for me to have sex with. [does this count if this is me?]
with dyed hair.
with a shaved head.
who was/is my good friend.
who was/is in a band.
who has tattoos.
who is of a completely different race than me.
in the rain.
in another continent besides where I was born.
with an accent.
with an std. [CRAAAAABS. yup.]
on a boat.
in a car/taxi/bus.
on a plane.
at the circus/carnival.
with a missing body part.
in the movies. [leotard]
eskimo style.
1) Use band names/singers to spell your name:
S ting
A erosmith
N u Flavor
D amien Rice
Y oYo Ma
2) Have you ever had a song written about you?: yeah... a rearranged song sung by my little short man ex boyfriend
3) What song makes you cry? anything that i sing because you know, my voice is so damn beautiful [gag]
4) What song makes you happy? sexual healing - marvin gaye
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? myself MOANING
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: too short to be noticed
HAIR COLOR: i have hair?
SKIN COLOR: i'm freakin' native american
EYE COLOR: bloodshot
PIERCINGS: my clit
TATTOOS: a big "i <3 mom" on my left arm
r i g h t . n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: none. i just masturbated.
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: milkshake - kelis
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: CHICKEN i like chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: hot like between my legs
HOW ARE YOU?: good in bed. i charge 200 dollars an hour
d o. y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: only when the riding is tough
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: i'm naughty
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: of course
LIKE TO DRIVE?: i'm the driver
THE TIME: 11:58 pm
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: sexin the city
CONDITIONER: i shower?
MAGAZINE: playboy
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: but... i only drink alcohol.
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: rubbing alcohol. rub rub rub!
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: people?
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: britney spears <3
h a v e . y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: yes, child prostitution
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: only to be with my lover(s)
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: see above
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: yes and the water made me feel like a natural woman
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: i'm naughty
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: not yet
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: yeah to buy my victoria secret lingerie
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: yesssss my job takes up time
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: yes because water makes me feel like a natural woman
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: no
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: yes
GIRLFRIEND: on occasion
CHILDREN: i use condoms
CURRENT CRUSH: amy <3 ;D
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: nooooo i'm always the one dumping people
BEEN HURT?: no i hurt people
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: i don't have regrets
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: no but i make out with people after only 3 days
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: yes i need to buy condoms somehow
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: sexy pr0n music
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: getting some
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: yoldel-ing music
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: ohhhhh i have too many i'm so damn popular.
w h e n / w h a t . w a s . t h e . l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: today because amy is so damn funny i started crying
YOU GOT E-MAIL: i get penis enlarger advertisements (those don't work!)
THING YOU PURCHASED: trojans x-large
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: the act of mating on animal planet
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: xxx movies at the adult center
LOL. i loooooove updating for sandy dandy! muhahahaha. there are in no way her real answers. just FYI.