Damn, Sandy.. you're already prepared for the bullshit college all-nighters.. the ones where you have no one to blame but yourself, and you wholeheartedly accept the responsibility, but not without whining and flipping out and questioning the meaning of life in the process.
Just start licking doorknobs on public restrooms. You'll be well on your way to Diseaseville.
Haha, it's good to know it only gets better from here :/, for some reason I was hoping that somehow I'd be able to sleep more after high school.
Didn't think of the doorknobs...but I don't know if I'd want to risk any possibly permanent diseases, I could settle for something more temporary, perhaps the stomach flu? I wonder if that's contagious, I doubt it.
But I also cram the night before exams, procrastinate on big projects, and curse my homework and study habits at wee early morning hours more than I did in high school.
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Just start licking doorknobs on public restrooms. You'll be well on your way to Diseaseville.
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Didn't think of the doorknobs...but I don't know if I'd want to risk any possibly permanent diseases, I could settle for something more temporary, perhaps the stomach flu? I wonder if that's contagious, I doubt it.
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But I also cram the night before exams, procrastinate on big projects, and curse my homework and study habits at wee early morning hours more than I did in high school.
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