Daniel Had An Enjoyable Day
I've been browsing through my Friends page, and I swear to God, everything's gotten so serious all of a sudden. I think that true meaning of LJ has been obscured - to waste bandwidth on nothing at all. To display my point, enjoy this picture of Krist Novoselic, Nova Scotian Municipal Government Elections Enthusiast:
Today was a day like many others. My mother decided to stay home, which is awesome. I hate playing loud music and getting stoned, then roaming around the house, which is in its entirety filled with loud beating progressive music, eating cereal from the box and watching talk shows. She stayed home, and decided to gay up the house by cleaning and shit, so I decided this day was opportune for doing something else.
I sprung into action, and quickly decided that going to the Promenade to see a movie would be a good idea. I especially wanted to visit the adjacent Bulk Barn to buy candy. I love candy.
Mere hours later, Bruce and I were at the scenic Promenade. First, we went to PJ's House Of Cruelty, the pet store. We saw some badass black fish, with huge eyes. They were mostly really small, but there was this one really big one, you know, like the the boss. He cost about ten times more than the other fish, too. It was sweet.
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it really was.
Anyways, after that, I picked up my candy and we went to the movie. It was sold out, so we had to see a screening of it that had started a half-hour ago. My candy, of which I had been dreaming of since the early morning, was confiscated at the door. I spent the entire movie thinking about it, really queered the thing, actually.
We saw King Kong, about the big monkey. Let me tell you, King Kong doesn't take shit from anyone. Like there were these dinosaurs, right. T-Rexes, to be precise. Now I won't ruin the plot for you, but sufficent to say King Kong fucks them up. Their mistake, you see, was fucking with King Kong. No one fucks with King Kong. He's 100% gorilla, let me tell you.
So, three hours and eight and a half well-spent dollars later, Bruce and I were out with nothing to do. We ate some McDeals, but those proved to be a hollow pastime. I phoned Ryan up, and we went to his place. We didn't do much there. Bruce watched TV while I played some head to head Warcraft against Ryan. I won, of course. He accused me of cheating, an I was like "lol stfu noob".
At around eleven, I went home, and that was that.
mtfbw/u
- daniel