another birthday another vendetta (now you've got something to die for)

[danfromwork]

oh no it's another update so run while you can. this one is crammed with a whole lot of carbs and those things are the devil's hydrates so you shouldn't read this update. seriously

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Happy Birthday

[lovelymuffie]

Hey Dandy, Happy Birthday. Sorry I won't be able to make it to your party, hope you have a totally kickass super great flendupulous time.

:)

Werd up, Slut

[apaulcalypse]

Look at this morose motherfucker right here.

Happy motherfucking Birthday, Bitch.